My Super Ex Girlfriend

G-Girl, G-Girl..

토요일은? 일요일은? 아잠은 어때?

 

나한테 말걸지 말아요

 

이렇게 생각하라구 "힘든 부분은 이게 끝났다"

 

모르겠어 후회하게 될거라고 말했거든

 

걱정하지마 다 그렇게 애기해

 

- 그래? - 당근

 

네 말이 맞는 거 같다

 

있잖아. 내가 알았을 때 너한테 말하고 싶어 미치겠던게 있거든?

 

알아내다니 뭘? 말해봐

 

- 그 전에 번, 나한테 약속.. - 약속할께

 

- 잠시만. 끝까지들어. 장난아니야 - 알았어. 약속할께

 

- 절대 말하지 않겠다고 약.. - 약속할께

 

아무한테도 말 안할께. 말해 봐

 

제니가..

 

제니가?

 

G-Girl이야

 

헛소리

 

헛소리!!

 

확실히 맞는지 여러 번 확인해 봤어

 

세상에 그럼 너 그동안 G-Girl이랑 응응했던 거야?

 

알아. 믿기지 않아. 그게 나라니!

 

나 스스로도 믿기지가 않아

 

뉴욕의 여자히어로와 한번 해 보고싶다던 내 상상이 이루어 질줄..

 

자기 정체를 까발려도 아무 상관 없대?

 

경고했을텐데! 맷 손더스!!!

 

똑바로 보고 다녀, 등신아!

 

손더스, 왜 그래?

 

뭐? 아마 것도 아니야 뭐 나쁜일이 있기야 하겠어

 

괜찮아. 이보다 더 좋을 순 없어

 

말해봐

 

그게..

 

제니랑 헤어졌어

 

네 말이 맞았어. 그 여자 완전 미쳐 날뛰는 또라이였어

 

처음부터 네 말을 들었어야 했는데 내가 왜 그랬는지..

 

그동안 미친 여자한테 시달렸던 거야? 이리와

 

- 괜찮아 - 저기, 헤나?

 

아주 오래전부터 하고 싶은 말이 있었거든?

 

그래?

 

너에 관한 건데..

 

미안해, 괜찮아? 내가 잠깐 정신이 나갔었나봐

 

- 나 봤어요 - 아뇨, 아무것도 아니에요. 카알라

 

아무것도 아니라구요? 헤나를 쓰러뜨리고, 때리고

 

추행하려던 거였죠. 그렇죠?

 

- 아니에요 - 아뇨. 사고였어요

 

사고요? 난 괜찮아요 변호해주지 않아도 돼요

 

애기 좀 합시다. 이리 와요

 

잘 들어요. 당신 진짜 심각한 문제에 처했어요

 

- 네, 저도 압니다 - 아! 아! 아! 아!

 

말꼬리 달지 말아요 첫 번째 실수에요

 

알겠습니다

 

베이징 계약 건으로 정신 없어야 할 판에 어디다..

 

베이징이요? 알아 들었어요 아줌마! 알았다구요

 

뭐라구요? 방금 날 뭐라고 불렀어요?

 

네? 뭐가요? 모르겠는데요

 

이번 계약 건을 따내지 못하면 회사로서도 손실이 엄청 커져요

 

알겠습니다

 

당신 진짜 문제 있구만 내 테러피스트에게 연락해봐요

 

알겠습니다. 이 남.. 아니 여성분에게 연락할께요

 

- 맷? - 왜?

 

전화왔어

 

이런..

 

저 인간 밝혀도 너무 밝히는 것 같군

 

여보세요?

 

여기 주변에 어린 애들이 돌아다니던데

 

개들이 무슨 짓을 한건가요?

 

저기 위에 있었습니다

 

어디선가 침입을 해서는 감시카메라를 태워 버리고

 

그리고는 당신 차를 가지고 갔습니다

 

이런 건 처음 봅니다

 

말도 안돼는 소리 마세요, 경관님

 

여기에 명품차가 11개나 있는데 이것만 가져갔단 말입니다

 

xx년

 

누군가 당신 골탕 좀 먹이려는 것 같은데

 

누가 한 짓인지 아나요?

 

아뇨. 모르겠습니다

 

개인적인 원한을 산 사람은 없구요?

 

원한이요? 저에게요?

 

아뇨, 없습니다. 죄송하네요

 

- 발견되면 알려 드리겠습니다 - 알았습니다

 

여러분

 

여기 있는 모델을 자세히 보시면..

 

대체 무슨 일이지?

 

가지가지하네

 

젠장! 방금 전에 고친 건데

 

미안! 망원경 좀 쓰려고 왔어 좀 어둡네? 안그래?

 

잠깐만! 이게 다 당신때문이야?

 

맞아. 그럴걸?

 

좋았어

 

저기 있네

 

와서 한번 봐

 

아무 것도 안보이...

 

너!

 

짜증나!!

 

- 저기다 갖다 놓으셨군 - 자기 주차비 좀 아껴 줄라고

 

나한테 왜 이러는 건데?

 

내 말은.. 당신은 원래 좋은 사람이어야 하잖아

 

나 좋은 사람 맞아 당신이 나쁜 사람이지

 

당신을 보는 건 정말 좋긴 하지만

 

내일 회사에서 중요한 회의가 있어

 

중요한 발표도 해야 되고 해서

 

잠을 좀 자야 겠거든 그러니 잘자란 인사를 해야겠군

 

그래, 맞아. 당신은 내가 만났던 여자 중 가장 멋진 여자임은 분명해

 

하지만, 이것도 분명하지

 

당신은 의심의 여지가 없는 미친 여자야

 

그래?

 

찌질이?!

 

시작하긴 할겁니까?

 

여러분, 기다리게 해서 정말 죄송합니다. 사과드립니다

 

예의가 아닌 것은 알지만 몇 분만 더 기다려 주세요

 

안녕하세요. 죄송합니다.

 

왜 모자를 쓰고 있는지 말해 줄래요?

 

- 싫습니다 - 왜 난 놀랍지가 않을까?

 

안녕하세요

 

이제 시작하도록 할께요 맷 손더스가 말씀드릴겁니다

 

- 괜찮아? - 괜찮아

 

좋습니다. 여러분!

 

[중국어 인사 중]

 

저희 디자인은 중국문화의 전통적인 건축방식에서

 

아이디어를 얻어 설계되었습니다

 

거기서 현재에 맞게 약간의 변형을 줬습니다

 

하지만 잘 보시면 기능성은 전혀 희생되지..

 

희생되지 않았습니다. 보시다 시피, 다기능..

 

정확히! 그렇습니다 최대 수용인원은..

 

당신 정말 구역질나는 개자식이로구만

 

이런.. 정말 정말 유감이다

 

고마워

 

안 울려면 웃는게 낫잖아, 안그래?

 

- 번! 시끄러 - 미안

 

나한텐 그렇게 한 여자는 없었어 실은 찌질이는 오히려 난데 말이야

 

좋아, 잠시만

 

해고 되다니 정말 유감이야

 

그 안에서 무슨 일이 있었던 거야?

 

- 거기서 왜 나체... - 설명하기 힘들어

 

이제 그만 떠나야 할 때인 것 같다

 

어딜 가는데?

 

몰라, 알게 뭐야

 

무슨 일이 있는 거라면, 돕고 싶어

 

헤나!

 

가능한 내게서 멀리 떨어져 있어, 알겠지?

 

나때문에 너에게 무슨 일이 생긴다면..

 

나 스스로를 용납 못할 것 같아

 

젠장..

 

들어가도 되나?

 

집 좋구만

 

마음을 아프게 했구만, 그렇지?

 

원하는게 뭡니까? 왜 온건데요?

 

하던 일이 있거든요

 

나 역시! 자네가 그 여자를 내 인생에서 영원히 좀 빼가게

 

그녀를 중화시키는데 협조해 줬으면 좋겠어

 

이봐요 그녀가 나한테 무슨 짓을 했던

 

그녀를 죽이는 일에는 협조 못합니다

 

죽여? 내가 언제 죽인댔나? 중화시킨다고 말했지

 

이렇게가 중화고 이게 죽이는 거야

 

내가 그녀에게서 파워를 홀딱 벗겨낼 방법을 개발해 냈거든

 

파워가 없어진다구요?

 

그럼 이젠 평범한 미친 예전 여친밖에 안된단 말이죠?

 

그렇지. 그 편이 낮겠지

 

그럼..

 

제가 어떻게 하면 되죠?

 

탁 트인 곳으로 유인해 내서 내가 그 여잘 붙잡게 도와줘

 

그 여자가 무적이 아닐때 말이야

 

저기, 불쾌하게 여기진 마세요

 

하지만, 당신은 악명이 높잖아요 보통 사람들이 좀 그렇게 여기는..

 

'해선 안돼(No-no's)'를 하는 걸로?

네 그래요

 

걱정마지 말게 나 은퇴할거야

 

슈퍼 어쩌구로부터요?

 

- 그렇지 - 잘됐네요

 

은퇴하실 거라면, 왜 그냥 잊어버리지 않는 건데요?

 

전 그렇게 할거거든요 전 여길 뜰겁니다

 

왜냐하면, 그 여자가 날 가만히 냅두질 않거든

 

나한테 들러 붙었어

 

올때마다 날 학대하기나 하고 거기다 절대 절대로 멈추질 않아

 

자네도 결국엔 깨닳게 될거야

 

이 여자는 절대로 자넬 잊거나 할 여자가 아니란걸

 

- 전화하게 - 알았어요

 

좋아

 

아니면 배더럼교수닷컴으로 메일을 보내도 되네

 

딱 한 글자야

 

이 여자에게서 도망칠 방법이라면 해 볼만 하지

 

맷입니다. 메세지를 남겨 주세요

 

맷? 나 헤나야 너 거기 있어? 제발 전화좀 받아

 

나..나 네 도움이 필요해 정말 안좋은 일이 생겼어

 

너 거기 없나보구나, 잘있어

 

헤나! 헤나? 젠장..

 

택시!

 

- 누구세요? - 나야, 맷! 문열어

 

너 괜찮아? 그 여자가 무슨 짓 했어?

 

- 여기 있어? - 누가 있다니?

 

G-Girl말이야

 

G-Girl?

 

그 슈퍼히어로?

 

그래, G-Girl! 그 슈퍼..

 

뭐때문에 전화한건데?

 

스티브가 날 속이고 바람을 폈어

 

- 오! 주여 감사합니다 - 뭐라구?

 

감사하다구 더 늦기 전에라도 알았으니

 

그래도 정말 유감이다

 

침대에서 다른 여자와 있는걸 봤어

 

사실은 여자는 2명이었어

 

3명이던가, 모르겠어 자세히 보질 못했거든

 

3명?

 

그럴거야

 

스티브는 얼굴만 잘생겼지 넌 재즈도 좋아하고..

 

암벽등반도 좋아하고 나데리고 좋은 곳에도 가주고

 

나 그런 애기 별로 듣고 싶지 않아

 

중요한 건..

 

그 사람하고 재미 있었던 적이 한번도 없었단 거야

 

너하고 함께 있었을 때 보다

 

넌 정말 나한테 좋은 친구였어, 손더스

 

헤나! 문제는..

 

난 더 이상 너랑 친구로 지내고 싶지 않다는 거야

 

- 그러고 싶지 않아? - 그래..

 

헤나!

 

최근에 내 인생이 미쳐 돌아가고 있긴 하지만

 

그 때문에 네가 내게 가장 중요한 존재란 걸 깨닳았어

 

매일 네가 일하는 걸 보면서

 

너에게 가장 소중한 존재가 되기만을 바랬어

 

넌 내가 만난 여자중에서 가장 똑똑하고 아름다운 여자야

 

난 널 완전히 사랑해

 

정말 좋았어 하나도 아프질 않았어

 

내 입으로 이런 말 하긴 좀 그렇지만

 

내 인생에서 가장 최고의 순간인지도 모르겠어

 

불공평해 내가 그 말 하려고 했는데

 

이봐! 자기!!

 

맷?

 

미워 죽겠어! 맷 손더스!!

 

여기서 나가!

 

G-Girl이 대체 왜 우리한테 상어를 던진건데?

 

말해 줄 수 없어

 

엄청 열받은 거 같은데

 

무슨 짓 했어? 곤란한 상황에라도 빠진거야?

 

아냐. 아니 맞아! 내가 여기 있으면 너도 그럴거야

 

도시에서 벗어나 있어 숨어 있을 곳을 찾아봐

 

샌디에고나, 타이티, 리투아니아냐..

 

아니, 숨는 건 네가 고르도록 하고 어디 잠깐 딴 데로 가 있어. 알겠지?

 

무슨 일인지 모르겠어

 

만약 우리가 다시 만나게되면 그땐 모두 끝나 있을거야. 알겠지?

 

만약?

 

맷! 기다려!

 

- 당신이군요 - 들어와. 여기서 기다려

 

- 뭐? - 어디에요?

 

- 여기! - 알았어요

 

이쪽으로

 

당신 도움이 필요해서 여기 온 겁니다. 아시겠죠?

 

어떻게 해야 그 여잘 멈추게할지 좀 알려 주세요.

 

난 지난 10년을 G-Girl의 힘의 원천이 무엇인지를 분석해왔네

 

그건 모든 세포에 퍼져 있는 방사능의 특이한 형태였네

 

네, 알아요. 그 유성..고등학교때 그런 일이 있었다고 애기해 줬어요

 

- 그걸 말해줬다고? - 그래요

 

내 애기도 했어?

 

둘이 친구였는데 사이가 틀어졌다고 했어요

 

헛소리!

 

우리 사이에 내가 변한적은 한번도 없었어!

 

하지만 이제..

 

난 싸움판의 흥겨움을 한껏 돋궈줄 것을 갖게됐지

 

 

그게요?

 

도.. 돌이요?

 

아니. 석(hair:石)이야

 

돌이긴 하지

 

특별한 돌이지

 

방사능을 뿜어 내는 돌이었지

 

이제는 방사능을 빨아들이는 돌로 만들었지

 

제니가 이 돌에 가까이 가면 어떻게 되는 건데요?

 

그 여자의 몸에 있는 방사능을 흡수하게 되지

 

스폰지처럼 쪽쪽 빨아 들이는 거야

 

그 여자의 파워를 고갈시켜 버리는 거지. 영원히..

 

근데 제가 왜 필요한건데요? 왜 혼자 가까이 가질 못하는 건데요?

 

그냥 막 들이 밀라고?

 

안돼. 그 여잘 방심하게 만들 사람이 필요해

 

두려움을 전혀 느끼지 않을 사람 말이야

 

약하고, 힘없는..

 

멍청이 말이야

 

안녕

 

- 안녕? - 뭐야 이거!

 

이건 뭐 그냥 내가 사온 건데..

 

- 꽃? - 맞아

 

꽃이나 사들고 오면 내가 당신을 용서할거라 생각한거야?

 

아니. 그런 생각은 안했어 그런 생각은 '전혀' 하지 않았어

 

그럼 대체 여기서 뭐하는 짓거린데?

 

솔직히 말해서, 내 인생 최대의 실수란걸 깨닳았어.

 

난 '필사적으로' 당신을 사랑하게 됐어

 

우리가 다시 합칠 수만 있다면 무슨 짓이든 하겠어

 

세상에, 너무 이쁘다

 

- 미안해 - 괜찮아

 

- 고마워 - 별말씀을

 

이러면 어떨까?

 

오늘 일 끝나고 7시경에 내 집으로 와

 

멋진 저녁이라도 하자

 

- 7시? - 그래

 

그럴게

 

안녕, 이쁜이! 들어와 난 베란다에 있어

 

맷?

 

맷?

 

세상에

 

어서와, 제니!

 

맷! 정말 아름다워

 

이거 뭐야?

 

- 이거 나 주는 거야? - 맞아, 그래. 내가 준비한거야

 

당신을 그렇게 대한걸 사과하고 싶어서 그래. 옳지 않은 일이었어

 

달콤하기도 해라 이럴 필요까지는 없는데..

 

- 진심이야. 정말 미안했어 - 뭔데?

 

엿보지 마. 놀래켜 주고 싶거든

 

- 알았어 - 건배하자

 

우리의 2번째 기회를 위해!

 

2번째 기회를 위해

 

연기가 그렇게 나쁘진 않군 우리 일에 써먹어도 되겠어

 

그렇네요

 

내 마음 깊은 곳에선

 

당신이 실수한 걸 깨닳고 다시 돌아올 거란 느낌이 있었어

 

현명했네

 

- 비밀 하나 알려줄까? - 그래

 

그래서 당신을 죽이지 않은 거야

 

맷?

 

자긴 내가 만난 남자 중에 가장 달콤한 남자야

 

- 아니야. 그렇지 않아 - 맞아. 자긴 그래

 

자긴 달콤해

 

맷?

 

헤나? 여기서 뭐하는 거야?

 

나? 넌 여기서 뭐하는 건데?

 

죽네 사네 했었잖아 저 여자는 여기서 뭐하는 건데?

 

- 저 여자 누구야? 아는 여자야? - 잘 모르겠습니다

 

나도 저 여자 몰라

 

너처럼 뚱뚱한 걸레가 내 남친을 뺐을 수 있을 것 같아?

 

효과가 없을 텐데

 

- 제니! 잠깐만. 내가 처리할게 - 너희들 다시 합친거야?

 

- 아니야 - 뭐라구?

 

맞아!. 저.. 저기.. 굉장히 복잡한 문제라서 그래

 

어떻게 이럴 수가 있어?

 

날 사랑한다고 했잖아?

 

헤나! 제발.. 내 부탁좀 들어줘. 알겠지?

 

- 그냥 좀 가줘 - 자존심을 지켜 주려고 했는데..

 

아주 스스로 처량해 지기로 작정을 했네

 

맷? 여기 없는..

 

오우! 세상에. 너 여기 있었구나 하루 종일 전화했다구, 이 친구야

 

가지 가지 한다

 

플레이오프 티켓이야. 자리가 아주 작살이야 / 지금은 안돼

 

- 오늘밤, 3루쪽 자리라구 - 지금 때가 안좋다고 말하잖아!

 

- 이 박스안에 든게 뭐야? - 박스 건드리지 마

 

내가 널 먼치킨랜드로 날려 버리기 전에 도망치는게 어때?

 

- 박스에서 떨어져 - 알았어, 알았다구

 

- 꽤 큰데. 좋은 건가 보다 - 지금 나 협학하는 거야?

 

한 번만 더 하면 직접 확인하게 될거야

 

그래? 어떻게 할건데? 날 찌그러뜨리기라도 할려구?

 

- 참을 만큼 참았어 - 내 몸에 손대지 마!

 

내 말 좀 들어, 그냥 가 좀 제발 처리해야할 일이 한두가지가...

 

- 세상에 - 세상에

 

당신 G-Girl이잖아

 

너 G-Girl이랑 응응했던거야?

 

상자 열어

 

선물용으론 좋은 것 같지 않은데

 

미안해

 

너 개자식

 

모두에게 해피 엔딩이로군!

 

잘했네, 손더스!

 

당신이.. 당신이 저 사람을 도운거야?

 

정말 미안해. 하지만 당신은 나한테 상어를 던졌잖아

 

배더럼도 은퇴한데, 괜찮을 거야

 

이런 멍청한 자식

 

끝난 것 같은데, 자기?

 

넌 언제나 나보다 훨씬 낫다고 생각했었지

 

이제 내 차례군

 

이제 난 더 강력해지고

 

넌 평범한 제니 존슨으로 늙어 가겠지

 

이 순간을 얼마나 기다려...

 

헤나! 돌 못만지게 해

 

헤나!

 

안돼, 헤나!

 

보이질 않아 내려가야 겠어

 

이런..

 

이미 죽은 것 같은 걸, 맷!

 

- 안됐지만, 그만 보내줘 - 무슨 소리야. 파내야지

 

이젠 통곡의 단계를 시작할 때라구

 

너 미쳤냐?

 

이리와, 슬픔의 포옹을 해야지

 

너

 

그냥 얼간이로만 알았지만

 

이제 알고 보니 완전 멍청이였어

 

배리와 한패거리가 돼?

 

넌 내 마음을 아프게 했어

 

그럼 이제 난 네 모든 것을 박살내 버리겠어

 

야!

 

내 남친 놔줘, 이 미친년아

 

어디 해 보시지

 

여자들 싸움이다!

 

맷!

 

안돼

 

헤나!

 

헤나! 너 괜..

 

오! 안돼

 

너 이 개자식!

 

오! 맷, 맷, 맷, 괜찮아?

 

헤나! 하지마! 어서! 멈추라구

 

- 야! 너 괜찮냐? - 그래, 난 괜찮아

 

- 확실해? - 그래

나도 괜찮아. 꼬추 떨어지는 줄 알았지만 괜찮더라구

 

 

재들 그냥 잊어 버리고 야구나 보러 가자

 

- 아주 그냥 죽을 똥, 살 똥 싸우는구만 - 이쪽이야

 

- 헤이! 당신이네 - 저 사람들하고 일행이에요?

 

사실.. 그래요

 

저쪽으로 갔어요

 

멈춰!

 

지금 모습을 봐

 

사람들을 놀라게 하잖아

 

제니! 당장 멈춰야 해. 알겠지?

 

제발..

 

그거 이리 줘. 알겠지?

 

그래야 내가 알던 제니지

 

안녕

 

하느님은 아실거야

 

내가 당신 화나게 하고 싶지 않아 한다는걸. 알겠지?

 

내가 당신 마음을 아프게 했다면 미안해

 

우리가 특별한 만남을 가진 건 알겠지만

 

그 시간이 정말 좋았었지만 하지만 그건 사랑이 아니었어

 

그렇잖아? 당신 마음 깊은 곳에서도 그걸 알고 있잖아

 

당신은 정말 멋진 여자야 완벽한 남잘 만날 자격이 있어

 

- 당신도 알잖아 - 나도 알아

 

당신과 어울릴 완벽한 남자를 내가 알고 있어

 

그 사람이 여기 있어 여기에! 바로 지금!

 

교수님

 

뭐야?

 

- 배리? - 이리와요. 교수님! 와서 말해요

 

뭘 말하라구? 이 여자는 부수기나하는 내 적일 뿐인데!

 

- 어서요, 베리! 제발요 - 날 베리라고 부르지 마

 

사실이야. 이 사람 당신한테 반했어

 

이 사람 집엔 온 벽에 당신 사진이 걸려있었어

 

딱 한 번 봤는데 그 정도였어

 

내 말은. 이 사람 당신한테 홀딱 빠졌다구. 정말로 그래

 

그게 사실이야?

 

어서요. 마음을 열어요 이 기횔 놓치면 평생 후회해요

 

뭐 조금은 사실일지도..

 

좋아요. 좋은 시작이에요 어서요. 배리! 어서요

 

알았어, 알았다구

 

완전 사실이야

 

널 사랑해

 

항상 널 사랑했어

 

날 그렇게 사랑하다면서 어떻게 날 다치게 하려고 한거야?

 

왜냐면 날 아프게 했으니까 내 마음을 산산조각 내버렸으니까!

 

넌 날 무시했어

 

넌 날 남겨둔채 잊어 버렸잖아

 

그래서 난 생각했어 나에게도 파워가 있다면

 

너도 날 사랑할게 될거라고 내가 널 항상 사랑했던 것처럼..

 

정말이야?

 

정말 날 사랑한거야?

 

그래

 

이제 다 끝났어 믿겨져? 난 자유야

 

- 너 정말 대단했어 - 내가 싸움을 하다니 믿기지가 않아

 

무슨! 장난해? 넌 날 살렸어. 정말 대단했다구

 

일찍 말하지 못해서 정말 미안해

 

하지만 다 널 보호하려는 거였어. 그 뿐이었어

 

완전 이해해

 

잘 됐네

 

세상에 내 머리

 

그렇게 나쁘지 않은 걸 손 볼 수 있을 거야. 이거 써봐

 

고마워

 

봤지? 이뿌기만 한데

 

- 그래 맞아. 네가.. - 아냐, 난 아니야

 

이리와

 

- 악! 너무 힘 썼어 - 미안해

 

괜찮아

 

- 익숙해져야겠다 - 알아. 너랑 나 모두

 

내 말은, 우리 관계에 대해서도 대활해야 한다는거야

 

대화라니, 무슨?

 

네 파워 말이야

 

파워가 생겼다고 해서, 꼭 그걸 사용해야 되는 건 아니잖아

 

무슨 말인지 알겠지?

 

나한테 살짝 겁먹은 거 같은데?

 

겁먹어? 무슨 소리야 나 하나도 겁 안먹었어

 

이리와

 

준비됐어?

 

그래, 됐어 난 준비 됐어

 

좋아, 자 간다!

 

후~ 좋아 버틸 수 있어

 

잠깐만, 뭐가 비틀렸나봐

 

불쌍한 우리 자기

 

당신들 대체 뭐하는 거요?

 

죄송합니다. 죄송해요

 

다시 가지고 내려 왔어 화해의 선물인 셈이야

 

아니 이게..대체.. 어떻게..

 

소행성들이 부딪혀서 그래

 

좀 딱으면 괜찮을 거야

 

그건 내가 고쳐 줄께

 

원한다면 내가 로켓포나, 레이저포 독에 반응하는 배틀아머도 갖춰주겠네

 

- 들었어? - 아니

 

보잉 747에 문제가 생겼어요

 

727이야

 

일하러 가야 겠어

 

일손 필요하지 않아요?

 

일손?

 

그래요. 도와드려요?

 

도움을 받아 본 적이 없어서..

 

비행기 받쳐 들라면 힘들긴 하겠는데..

 

좋아

 

- 정말요? - 그래

 

알았어요

 

- 사랑해! 자기! - 기다리고 있을께

 

이거 들고 뭐하라구..

 

맥주 한 잔 할까요?

 

그러지, 한 잔 하자구

 

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(crowd chants) G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!

 

You know, Matt, there are some things
I don't need infravision to see through.

 

Sorry, what are you talking about?

 

You and that slut from your office - Hannah.

 

She is not a slut.
That is a terrible thing to say, Jenny.

 

- You want to screw her, don't you?
- No. No, I do not.

 

I don't believe you.

 

Can I say something?

 

Her boyfriend's a male model, OK? A model.

 

I don't think she'd be very interested
in a guy like me.

 

I see your point.

 

So you want to screw her, you just can't,
because she's got a boyfriend.

 

No, I'm just saying that we're friends
who work together. We're work friends.

 

Don't lie to me!

 

- What the hell did you do that for?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

 

I'll pay for that, I swear.

 

OK, don't... d-don't do that.

 

Don't cry, OK? Lt'll be OK.

 

I know I get a little crazy sometimes.

 

It's just...

 

I love you so much.

 

OK... OK...

 

- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going?

 

Oh, sorry.

 

Look at her. She's like a cheerleader
from Spank Me University.

 

Dude, what's wrong?
You look like shit.

 

Let's go with the lighter weight today,
shall we?

 

I'm actually thinking that
my first impression of Jenny was accurate.

 

- Oh, no.
- Yeah, complete emotional basket case.

 

- Needy, jealous...
- Mm-hm. Jealous.

 

...control...
- Controlling. A trifecta. Perfect.

 

The truth is, I don't even love her.

 

I'm in love with somebody else.

 

You're in love with somebody else? Who?

 

Is it me? Oh, my God, it's me, isn't it?

 

I feel the same way. I totally...

 

That's not a good sign, is it?

 

- Who are you talking about?
- I don't wanna say. Not until I've told her.

 

But, I mean, first I have
to break it off with Jenny.

 

- God knows how I'm gonna do that.
- OK, come with me. Listen.

 

There are only two ways to successfully
break it off with a woman.

 

You can either be ajerk or a weenie.

 

Now, the jerk route is simple. You're like,
"Hey, babe, listen up. I'm dumping your ass."

 

Just like that. It's quick, it's easy, it's painless.

 

- I don't think you have the balls for it.
- Well, what's the weenie route?

 

OK, good. Weenie route. Let's go with that.

 

Sit real close, keep it romantic, OK?

 

Keep a kind of a sparkle in the eye,
take her hand. Give me your hand.

 

You say, "Sweetheart,

 

I think we need to take a little time off
from the relationship to re-evaluate things."

 

Don't return any of her calls
for a year and a half.

 

Pretty soon she'll give up
and you'll be in the clear.

 

I can't believe I actually listen to you.

 

Another thing. Make sure you do it
after you've had sex with her.

 

It's really difficult the other way around.

 

I was thinking, maybe we should
take a little time to... (clears throat)

 

Re-examine where this is going.

 

My God.

 

Are you breaking up with me?

 

No. No. Not at all.

 

I mean, I just... I think it would be wise
to try and evaluate where we stand,

 

just to make sure we're on the same page.

 

So you're not saying that we should
start seeing other people or anything?

 

No. No.

 

- No, I'm not saying that.
- (relieved sigh)

 

OK, good. You scared me there for a second.

 

Although seeing other people might
eventually be a part of the evaluation process.

 

Oh, my God.

 

You are breaking up with me.

 

- Jenny, it's not you, OK?
- Shut up!

 

I know exactly what it is.
It's that slut from your office, Hannah.

 

- You're sleeping with her.
- I am not sleep...

 

- But you want to!
- Jenny, now, hold on a second, OK?

 

You're such a liar!

 

Look, I am not a liar, all right? You wanna
know the truth? It's not Hannah, OK? It's you.

 

You're needy, jealous, manipulative.
I can't take it any more.

 

- It's crazy.
- Don't call me crazy!

 

See? That's the kind of thing I'm talking
about. I can't handle that on a daily basis.

 

Well, handle this.

 

What are you doing?!

 

You are so gonna regret this.

 

Oh, man.

 

- Wednesday? Thursday?
- No. No.

 

Friday? Saturday? Sunday?
Brunch? In the day?

 

Don't speak to me.

 

Oh, well. Look at it this way.

 

The hard part is over.

 

I don't know. She said I'd regret it.

 

Don't worry about that. They always say that.

 

Yeah?

 

I guess you're right.

 

You know, there's something that I've been
dying to tell you ever since I found it out.

 

- Found out what?
- I just need you to promise me...

 

- I promise.
- Hold on, let me finish, this is serious.

 

- I need you to promise me that you're not...
- I promise. I won't tell anybody. Tell me.

 

You know Jenny?

 

Yeah.

 

She's G-Girl.

 

Bullshit.

 

Bullshit.

 

Apparently, this old dog
still has a few tricks left.

 

Oh, my God, you have been doing G-Girl!

 

- I know! It's unbelievable. Me.
- Incredible.

 

- I can't believe it.
- Knuckles.

 

Imagine the heat I'll have
with the women when they find out.

 

Wait. Whoa. Isn't she gonna mind
you revealing her secret identity?

 

I warned you, Matt Saunders!

 

No!

 

(♪ "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd)

 

 

 

♪ Trust, she f***ing hates me

 

♪ La la la la

 

♪ She hates me

 

♪ Trust, she f***ing hates me

 

Watch it, dumb-ass!

 

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

 

What could be wrong?
Everything's great. Never better.

 

Tell me.

 

OK. I, uh... I broke up with Jenny.

 

You were right. I mean, she is
totally deranged, off-her-rocker crazy.

 

I should have listened to you
from the beginning.

 

Why don't you lay off
the crazy women for a while, huh?

 

Come here. I'm sorry.

 

Hey, Hannah.

 

There's been something that I've been
meaning to tell you for a long time.

 

Yes?

 

It's about you and...

 

- Sorry. Are you OK?
- Out. Now.

 

I'm going through a weird phase.

 

- I saw that!
- What? No, it was nothing, Carla.

 

Nothing? You knocked her down! You hit her!

 

- Was there groping? Did he grope you?
- No, it was an accident.

 

An accident? OK, like a fender-bender?

 

Here, we need to talk. Come here.

 

Listen, my friend.
You are headed for some serious trouble.

 

- Don't make excuses. That's the first mistake.
- OK.

 

You have got to get your mind out of the
gutter long enough to nail this presentation.

 

- I hear you, homegirl. I got it.
- What? What did you just call me?!

 

What? I don't know.

 

If the company doesn't get this project,
we're going to take a major hit.

 

You really have a problem. Call my therapist.

 

OK, I'll call him... her.

 

- Matt.
- What?

 

- Phone call.
- Oh, man.

 

That boy has a major case of the hornies.

 

Yeah?

 

There's the young kid that zooms around
in here. Did he do something?

 

- It's just up here.
- Looks like they broke in, fried the camera

 

and then blew a huge hole
through the wall.

 

- I've never seen nothing like it.
- Don't make no sense.

 

We got a lot of nice cars -
his is the only one they took.

 

Bitch.

 

Somebody went to a lot of trouble.
You know who could have done this?

 

No. No, I don't.

 

- Somebody with a grudge against you?
- Grudge? Against me?

 

No. No, I don't. I'm sorry.

 

- We'll let you know if it turns up.
- OK.

 

- Let's get to the paperwork.
- I wouldn't hold my breath on that, sir.

 

Gentlemen... (speaks Chinese)

 

If you look closely, our model here...

 

What the hell...?

 

Oh, that's just great.

 

Oh, shit! I just got that fixed.

 

Sorry, just came to use your telescope.
Nice and dark, isn't it?

 

Wait a second. Is this all because of you?

 

Yep, that'd be me. Ah, yes.

 

There we go.

 

Come and have a look-see.

 

I don't see any...

 

- That's real mature.
- Save you a fortune in parking.

 

Why are you doing this to me?
I mean, you're supposed to be the good guy.

 

I am the good guy. You are the bad guy.

 

It's been a pleasure seeing you,
but I got a big day at the office tomorrow.

 

I've got an important presentation to make,
so I need to get some sleep.

 

I'm gonna have to say good night. You might
be the hottest girl I've ever gone out with,

 

but you wanna know something?
You're the craziest, hands down!

 

- Really?
- Aargh!

 

Dick?!

 

(speak Chinese)

 

Will we begin soon?

 

I'm so sorry you've been kept waiting.
I apologise. It's very rude.

 

Just a few more minutes, please.

 

- Hi. Excuse me, hi.
- Glad you could join us.

 

Can you tell me why you're wearing a hat?

 

- No.
- Why am I not surprised?

 

- Hi. How are you?
- We can finally begin.

 

- Gentlemen, I give you Matt Saunders.
- You OK?

 

I'm fine. I'm fine.

 

OK, gentlemen...

 

(speaks Chinese)

 

OK. Our design integrates
classic architectural ideas

 

from the history of Chinese culture

 

and transforms them
into a contemporary 21st century aesthetic.

 

But you can see clearly
that functionality has not been sac...

 

(swoosh)

 

Sac...

 

(clears throat) Sacrificed, as you can see here
by the multiple entrances to the central

 

multipurpose courtyard area.

 

Exactly. Exactly. Right.

 

And with a total capacity for...

 

You are one sick bastard!

 

Oh, man. I am so, so sorry.

 

- Thanks.
- (sniggers)

 

- You gotta laugh to keep from crying, right?
- Vaughn, shh!

 

Sorry.

 

Man, no woman's ever done that to me,
and I actually am a dick.

 

OK, all done.
I am so sorry that you got fired.

 

What happened in there?
Why did you...

 

It's hard to explain.
Let's just say it's a good time for me to leave.

 

- Where are you going?
- Don't know. Don't care.

 

Look, if there's something wrong,
I'd like to help.

 

Look, Hannah. Please just stay
as far away from me as possible, OK?

 

If something were to happen to you
because of me,

 

I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

 

(knock at door)

 

Oh, damn!

 

(pained gasps)

 

May we come in?

 

Nice place.

 

You broke her heart, didn't you?

 

What do you need? Why are you here?
I'm in the middle of a project.

 

The same as you -
to get her out of my life for good.

 

I want you to help me neutralise her.

 

Hey, whatever she's done to me,
I'm not gonna help you kill her.

 

I didn't say "kill", I said "neutralise".

 

It's a neutral word.
"Kill" is "kill". This is Switzerland.

 

I have developed the means
of permanently stripping her of her powers.

 

No powers?

 

So she'd just be another average,
everyday, run-of-the-mill, crazy ex-girlfriend?

 

Yeah. That's gotta be better.

 

- So what would you want me to do?
- Draw her out into the open.

 

Help me get her when her guard is down,
when she's vulnerable.

 

Look, I don't mean to offend you,
but you have a reputation for doing things

 

that most people would consider to be...

 

No-nos?

 

Yes.

 

Yeah. Nothing to worry about. I'm retiring.

 

- From supervillainy?
- Yeah.

 

That's good. Look, if you're going to retire,
why notjust forget about her?

 

That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm leaving town.

 

Because that woman, she just won't
leave me alone. She's obsessed with me.

 

She has harassed me at every turn
and she never, ever stops.

 

So when you finally realise that she is not the
woman who is ever going to forget about you,

 

- then you give me a call.
- OK.

 

All right?

 

Or you can email me
at "professorbedlam. Com".

 

It's all one word.

 

I think I'll just, uh... give running away a try.

 

(phone rings)

 

(answer phone) It's Matt.
Please leave a message.

 

Matt, it's Hannah.
Are you there? Please pick up.

 

I... I need your help.
Something really bad's happened.

 

- Oh, God, I guess you're not there. Bye.
- Hannah!

 

 

 

♪ You can't run away

 

♪ Baby, I'm what's on your mind

 

♪ You can't stop this feeling

 

♪ There's no escape

 

♪ No sleep tonight

 

♪ You won't get no sleep tonight

 

- (knock at door)
- Who is it?

 

It's me, Matt. Open up.

 

Hannah. Are you OK?
What did she do to you? Is she here?

 

- Is who here?
- G-Girl!

 

G-Girl? Like the superhero?

 

Yeah, G-Girl the super...

 

Why did you call me?

 

- Steve was cheating on me.
- Oh, thank God.

 

What?

 

Thank God that you found out
sooner rather than later.

 

I am sorry.

 

Yeah, I caught him in bed
with another woman.

 

Actually, two other women.

 

Maybe three.
I don't know - I didn't really get a good look.

 

- Three?
- Yeah.

 

Wow.

 

Steve was so good-looking
and he loved jazz and rock-climbing.

 

He took me to nice places
and gave me multiple...

 

I don't really need to hear that.

 

The thing is,
I never really had any fun with him.

 

Not like I have with you.

 

You've been
a really good friend to me, Saunders.

 

Hannah, the thing is,

 

I don't wanna be just a friend any more.

 

- You don't?
- No.

 

Look...

 

Hannah, my life has been really crazy lately.

 

But it has made me realise
what's most important to me.

 

Seeing you at work every day, that was
always the thing I looked forward to the most.

 

You're the smartest,
most beautiful girl that I've ever met.

 

And I'm completely
and totally in love with you.

 

Oh.

 

(Matt) Oh, that was great. Didn't hurt at all.

 

I probably shouldn't tell you this,
but this might be the best moment of my life.

 

That's not fair. I was gonna say that.

 

Oh.

 

(Jenny) Hey! Sweetie!

 

Matt?

 

I hate you, Matt Saunders!

 

Get down!

 

(brakes screech, loud smash)

 

(screaming)

 

Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

 

I can't tell you.

 

And she was so pissed off.
Have you done something?

 

- Are you in trouble?
- No. Well, yeah.

 

And as long as I'm here, so are you.

 

You gotta get outside the city.
Go someplace and hide.

 

San Diego. Tahiti. Utah.

 

No, not Utah, Utah sucks. Anywhere else.

 

But you gotta go someplace,
lay low for a while.

 

- I don't understand.
- Look.

 

If I ever see you again,
this will all be over, OK?

 

If?

 

Matt, wait.

 

- Oh, it's you.
- Come in. Wait here.

 

- Right here? Where?
- What? Right here.

 

- OK.
- Over there.

 

Wow.

 

Look, I'm here cos I need your help, OK?
I just need to know how we're gonna stop her.

 

I have spent the past ten years trying
to analyse the source of G-Girl's power.

 

It is a unique type of radiation
that permeates every cell of her body.

 

Yeah, I know about the meteor in high school.
She told me. I know.

 

- She told you that?
- Yeah.

 

Did she talk about me?

 

I mean, she said you guys were friends,
you had a falling out.

 

Bullshit! That meteorite
changed everything between us.

 

But now, I've got something
that will totally level the playing field.

 

That?

 

The rock?

 

No, the ham. Yes, the rock.

 

A special rock.
It was a rock that gave off the radiation.

 

I now have a rock
that will absorb the radiation.

 

So if you got Jenny
close enough to this thing...

 

It'll draw the radiation from her body,
sucking it out of her like a sponge.

 

Draining her of her powers permanently.

 

OK, so what do you need me for?
Why can't you just get her close to it?

 

With that superhearing of hers?

 

No, I need someone who can lure her to it.

 

Someone who she has no cause to fear.

 

A weak and powerless simpleton.

 

An idiot.

 

(Jenny) No, all of these invoices were
returned. None of them have been paid.

 

Call back.

 

And these two are supposed to be...

 

Hi.

 

Hi.

 

What's this?

 

It's just a little something
I thought I'd bring by...

 

- Flowers?
- Yeah.

 

You think flowers
are going to make me forgive you?

 

No. No, I do not think that.
I don't think that at all.

 

Then what the hell are you doing here?

 

OK, look. To be honest, I realise that
I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

 

I'm desperately in love with you and I'd
do anything for us to be together again.

 

I would.

 

Oh, God.

 

They're beautiful.

 

- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.

 

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

 

What do you think about today after work
you come by my place around seven

 

- and I'll make us a nice dinner?
- Seven? I'd love to.

 

Matt?

 

Matt?

 

- Oh, my God!
- Hey, Jenny.

 

Matt, it's beautiful.

 

Oh, what is that? Is that for me?

 

It is. It's a little something I got you cos...

 

I wanna apologise
for the terrible way that I've treated you.

 

- Itjust wasn't right.
- You're so sweet. You didn't have to.

 

- It's true, I'm sorry.
- What is it?

 

No peeking, OK? I want it
to be a surprise. Let's have a toast.

 

(Jenny) You are amazing.

 

(Matt) To second chances.

 

(Jenny) To second chances.

 

The man's not bad.
He might have a future in our business.

 

You know, deep down,

 

I had a feeling that you'd realise
your mistake and come back to me.

 

You are wise.

 

- Do you wanna know a secret?
- Sure.

 

That's why I didn't kill you.

 

(forced laugh)

 

Matt?

 

You are the sweetest guy I've ever met.

 

- Oh, no, no, I'm not.
- Yes, yes, you are.

 

You're sweet.

 

Yummy.

 

Matt?!

 

What are you doing here?

 

Me?! What are you doing here?

 

You said your life was in danger.
And what's she doing here?

 

- Who's that? Do we know her?
- I don't know her.

 

I don't know her.

 

You know how you tried to steal my
boyfriend by being such a big, fat whore?

 

- It didn't work.
- Jenny, stop. Let me handle this.

 

- Are you back with her?
- No.

 

- What?
- Yeah.

 

Look, it's very complicated, OK?

 

How could you do this?
You told me you loved me.

 

Hannah, please, just do me a favour, OK?
Just leave.

 

I mean, just try to have a little self-respect.
You're starting to look pathetic.

 

Matt! You are not... Oh, my God. There you
are. Thank God. I've been calling you all day.

 

Playoff tickets. Amazing seats. You and me.

 

- Not now.
- Tonight. Third base line. Yahoo!

 

- Now is a terrible time, OK?
- Hey, what's in the box?

 

- Stay away from that box.
- You know, Hannah,

 

why don't you just run along before I have
to kick your ass back to Munchkin Land?

 

- Stay away from it.
- It looks big, it might be a nice present.

 

- Are you threatening me?
- Push me one more time and you'll find out.

 

Oh, yeah? What are you going to do?
Squash me with your gigantic feet?

 

- That's it!
- Don't touch me!

 

Just do me a favour and leave
and take Hannah with you...

 

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God! You're G-Girl.

 

You have been doing G-Girl?

 

- Vaughn, open the box!
- Go! Go! Go! Watch the van!

 

Open the damn box!

 

Aargh!

 

- It's not much of a present.
- Agh!

 

I'm sorry.

 

You bastard!

 

Matt, that's a weird rock.

 

Ah.

 

A happy ending for everybody.
Well done, Mr Saunders.

 

You did this? You helped him?

 

I'm really sorry.
You did throw a shark at me, you know.

 

Besides, Bedlam's gonna retire. It'll be OK.

 

You idiot!

 

Looks like you're done, honey.

 

You always thought
you were so much better than me.

 

Now it's my turn.

 

Now I'll be the one with the powers.

 

You'll be just plain old Jenny Johnson.

 

We're having a moment here.

 

- Not so tough now, huh?!
- Hannah, don't let her touch the rock!

 

Hannah!

 

Oh, no! Hannah!

 

I can't even see her. We gotta get down there.

 

Oh, man!

 

I think she's dead, Matt.

 

- I'm sorry. Let her go.
- We gotta dig her out!

 

- We gotta start the grieving process.
- Are you crazy?

 

- Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub.
- You!

 

I thought you were just ajerk!

 

Now I find out you're really stupid.

 

Teaming up with Barry?!

 

You broke my heart
and now I'm gonna break your everything.

 

Hey!

 

Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy bitch!

 

Bring it!

 

Oh, man!

 

Yes, girl fight!

 

Stupid!

 

Matt!

 

No!

 

Hannah!

 

Hannah, are you OK?

 

Oh, no!

 

You rat!

 

Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, are you OK?

 

Uh-oh.

 

Wow!

 

Hannah, stop. Come on, stop.

 

- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.

 

I'm fine too. I thought I twinged my knee,
but I'm all right.

 

Come on. Forget about them. Let's go.

 

Come on.

 

They're gonna kill each other. This way.

 

- Hey, it's you.
- Are you with them?

 

As a matter of fact, I am.

 

They went down there.

 

Stop!

 

Look at yourself.
You're terrifying these people.

 

Jenny... Jenny,
this has gotta stop right now, OK?

 

Please.

 

Just give me that, OK?

 

There you go. Just give it to me.

 

Wow. That was a lot heavier than I thought.

 

Hi.

 

Look, God knows
I don't want you mad at me, OK?

 

And I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.

 

And yeah, I know what we had
was something special.

 

And at times it was great.

 

But it wasn't love, all right?
And deep down, you know that.

 

You're a great girl.
And you deserve to be with the perfect guy.

 

- You do.
- I do.

 

And I know who the perfect guy for you is.
And he's here, right here, right now.

 

Professor.

 

- What?
- Barry?

 

- Go on, Professor, tell her.
- Tell her what?

 

She's my mortal enemy?
I want nothing but her destruction?

 

- Come on, Barry, please.
- Please stop calling me Barry.

 

It's true. This guy,
he's got a shrine to you in his house.

 

There are pictures of you
all over the walls, just of you.

 

This guy, he is hooked on you.
He really is.

 

Is that true?

 

Come on. You gotta open your heart to her.
It's now or never.

 

It may be a little true.

 

OK, OK, that's a good start.
Come on, Barry. Barry, come on.

 

All right, all right!

 

It's completely true.

 

I love you.

 

I've always loved you.

 

But if you love me so much, then how come
you're always trying to hurt me?

 

Because you hurt me. Because you
broke my heart into a billion pieces.

 

You ignored me.

 

You left me behind.

 

So I thought if I had the powers,
you may learn to love me

 

the way I have always loved you.

 

Are you sure?

 

Do you really love me?

 

Oh, yeah.

 

It's over. Can you believe it?
I'm free. You were great.

 

I can't believe that fight.

 

I still think she'd kick my butt,
but I got a few good punches in.

 

You saved my ass in there.
You were wonderful.

 

And I'm really sorry
I didn't explain things to you sooner,

 

- but I was just trying to protect you.
- I totally understand.

 

Good.

 

- Oh, my God, my hair.
- Oh, it doesn't look that bad. You can fix it.

 

Here, try this on.

 

Thanks.

 

See? Adorable.

 

- Yes, you are.
- No, not me.

 

- Come here.
- Agh!

 

- Tight.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

 

- It's OK.
- I'm still getting used to all of this.

 

You and me both. And you know, we're going
to have to talk about the relationship too.

 

- Talk? You mean...
- Your powers.

 

Just cos you have 'em doesn't mean
you have to use 'em, you know what I mean?

 

You're a little scared of me.

 

What? Scared?
No, come on, I'm not scared at all.

 

Come here.

 

Are you ready?

 

Yeah! I am. I'm ready.

 

OK. Here we go.

 

OK, all right, I got it.

 

- Hold on, I think I tweaked something.
- Oh, you poor baby.

 

What the hell were you doing?!

 

Sorry. Sorry.

 

Oh.

 

I brought it down for you.
Peace offering.

 

You've done so much for us.
We couldn't be happier.

 

- How...? How...?
- Asteroids.

 

Most of that will just buff right out.

 

- I'll fix that.
- I could trick it out for you.

 

Rocket launchers, laser cannons,
voice-activated battle armour.

 

- (police radio)
- Do you hear something?

 

- No.
- There's a 747 in trouble.

 

It's a 727. Time to go to work.

 

You need a hand?

 

- A hand?
- Yeah, any help?

 

I never had any help.

 

- Could be some heavy lifting.
- Yeah?

 

- OK.
- Yeah? Really?

 

- Yes.
- Yes! All right! Whoo!

 

OK, ready. Whoo! Here I go.

 

Yeah!

 

- Love you, honey!
- We'll be waiting!

 

What are we gonna do with this stuff?
Wanna get a beer?

 

- Sure.
- Let's do it.

 

 

 

♪ And the sky our starry dome

 

♪ And the only superpower here
that makes us strong, that kills the fear

 

♪ The only superpower here is love

 

♪ The only superpower here is love

 

♪ Baby

 

♪ Rescue me

 

♪ From my dreams

 

♪ And from my secret identity

 

♪ Just wake me

 

♪ From my sleep

 

♪ Would you, please

 

♪ Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?

 


Why is that impossible?

 

 

 

♪ I know you've got a lot to do
The whole wide world just waits for you

 

♪ And baby, I'll be waiting too

 

♪ He was born to love her, yeah

 

♪ Baby

 

♪ Rescue me

 

♪ Would you, please

 

♪ Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?

 

My God! You really do have superpowers.

 

Yeah. Well, it helps
when you haven't used them

 

in two years, three months,
one week and four days.

 

OK, now. I got one more in me. Here we go.

 

 

 

♪ Just want to live naturally

 

♪ Time taught you and you told me

 

♪ Nothing gonna get us down, can't you see?

 


it don't matter to me

 

♪ No, no, no, no

 

♪ If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me

 

♪ People all around making sounds
and all kinds of noise

 

♪ If I could only get there, then I could enjoy

 

♪ Who they trying to be,
who they trying to fool?

 

 

 

♪ Turn down the lights,
it's time to cool it down

 

♪ If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me

 

♪ Yesterday and what we could be,
it don't matter

 

♪ Getting more of what we don't need,
it don't matter

 

♪ Everything, unless I'm with you,
it doesn't matter to me, no

 

♪ Bring it on down, bring it on down to me

 

(♪ "One & Only" by Teitur)

 


so you wanna be my lover

 

♪ With you I do confess
I can't be one without the other

 

♪ That was hard for me to say
I hope I said it right

 

♪ Which ever, come what may,
you see I need to know tonight

 

♪ Do you want to be my one and only love?

 

 

 

(♪ "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz)

 

 

 

♪ Tap the beat on the wheel as the tyres spin

 

♪ Until we're there crank the radio

 

♪ We'll join in with the songs we know

 

♪ Hey, everything's right,
said everything's right tonight

 

♪ Hey, everything's right,
said everything's right tonight

 

Visiontext Subtitles: Simon Campbell

 

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